Clearly she wears those short skirts and skimpy tank tops because she wants the d. and by d I mean vitamin d. she wants to soak up as much sun as she can. because revealing clothes are not an invitation for sex u prick

(Source: zerogoukki, via bl3ss3d-with-a-curse)



if someone ever calls u a mean name just respond “nah” like how do you even respond to that realistically 

some person: hey asstown 
you: nah 
some person:

i think my favourite part about this post is that out of all the mean names someone could realistically call you, they chose “asstown”

(via napalmstickstokids)



The next time a man starts yelling at you, cut him off and tell him you just can’t talk to him when he’s being so emotional.

I have done this and can confirm that is a LOT of fun to watch them implode afterward.

(via holy-super-who-lock)

121: something you want to do right now.

150: name three people you’d like to speak to in person now.

74: look at previous ask.

21: are you religious?
I’m a Buddhist. But not a very good one.

39: do you believe in horoscopes/zodiacs?
I dunno. They’re interesting.